random thoughts!
Random thoughts:
42.7% of all statistics are made up on
the spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your
other parts feel so good.
A clear conscience is usually the sign
of a bad memory.
The sooner you fall behind the more time
you'll have to catch up.
The early bird may get the worm, but the
second mouse gets the cheese.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.
Depression is merely anger without
enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your
name?
Experience is something you don't get
until just after you need it.
To steal ideas from one person is
plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Smile, and the world will smile with
you. Laugh and they'll all think your on
drugs.
Silence is silver, but Music is gold...
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE
CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
those who think they know everything,
annoy those of us that do
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice
cubes got stuck in my nose"
If at first you don't succeed, cheat,
repeat until caught, and then lie!
Consciousness- that annoying time
between naps
It takes 42 muscels to smile, so instead
pick up your middle finger and
say bite me in a bitchy tone!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Most good judgement comes from experience.
Most experience comes from bad judgement.
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as
big as it needs to be.
To the plumber, any liquid in the glass
is potential income.
The faulty interface lies between the
chair and the keyboard.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead
batteries.
A conclusion is the part where you got
tired of thinking.
Thank-you for visiting reality, come
again........... Now entering your life,
welcome
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